Well, my good friend Sidney told me I should make an account, so here I am! To neatly sum me up, I am sarcastic, my mind has taken up permanent residence in the gutter, I wholeheartedly believe Stonehenge Apocalypse is the greatest movie ever, and "Allons-y" is one of my new favorite sayings. Oh, and I wave with two fingers instead of five. I'm weird, okay?
Current Residence: I'm in a 67 Impala halfway between an anomaly and a robot head :-)
Favourite genre of music: Anything that isn't country :/
MP3 player of choice: Um, the kind with music on it?
Shell of choice: Shell? I'm a writer, not a turtle. Idjit.
Personal Quote: "It was a robot head" -Jacob Glaser